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「We Rate Dogs」是一個Twitter帳號,在這你可以分享寵物的照片,然後你會得到1-10的可愛程度評分。
有趣的是,背後所有評分者都是瘋狂的小狗粉絲,每隻狗都不意外地高分通過。但有時候,一些特別的照片還是會被評分者當成「例外」處理...
1. 我們只幫狗評分,請別上傳耶穌,我們試圖維持專業和合法性。謝謝 ...
We only rate dogs. Please don't send in Jesus. We're trying to remain professional and legitimate. Thank you... 14/10 pic.twitter.com/wr3xsjeCIR
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 17. Mai 2017
2. 請不要上傳北極熊照片,我們只幫狗評分。
Please don't send in any more polar bears. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 10/10 pic.twitter.com/83RGhdIQz2
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 23. März 2016
3. 我們只幫狗評分,請不要上傳你那位只想待在家裡耍廢的31歲兒子。
We only rate dogs. Please stop sending in your 31 year old sons that won't get out of your house. Thank you... 11/10 pic.twitter.com/aTU53NNUkt
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 25. Mai 2016
4. 請上傳狗的照片就好,我們只幫狗評分,不幫悲傷的泰迪熊評分。
Please only send in dogs. We only rate dogs, not seemingly heartbroken ewoks. Thank you... still 10/10 would console pic.twitter.com/HIraYS1Bzo
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 17. Dezember 2016
5. 我們只幫狗評分,這是台灣的導盲海象,我真的累了,請上傳狗的照片。
We only rate dogs... this is a Taiwanese Guide Walrus. Im getting real heckin tired of this. Please send dogs. 10/10 pic.twitter.com/49hkNAsubi
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 1. August 2016
6. 我們只幫狗評分。請不要上傳非狗的照片,例如這隻熊貓。
We only rate dogs. Please don't send in any non-canines like this Floppy Tongued House Panda. Thank you... 12/10 would still pet pic.twitter.com/8fX2VkExnL
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 24. Februar 2017
7. 我們只幫狗評分,請不要上傳非狗的照片,像是這隻海豹。這真的令人沮喪!
We only rate dogs. Pls stop sending in non-canines like this Jamaican Flop Seal. This is very very frustrating. 9/10 pic.twitter.com/nc53zEN0hZ
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 22. Juni 2016
8. 我們只幫狗評分,請停止上傳非狗的照片,像是這隻烏龜。
We only rate dogs. Please stop sending in non-canines like this Alaskan Flop Turtle. This is very frustrating. 10/10 pic.twitter.com/qXteK6Atxc
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 27. Mai 2016
9. 我們只幫狗評分,請不要上傳黏在車裡的棉花糖,謝謝。
We only rate dogs. Please don't send perfectly toasted marshmallows attempting to drive. Thank you... 13/10 pic.twitter.com/nvZyyrp0kd
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 10. Mai 2017
10. 喔喔,這讓我有點驚嚇到。我們通常不會對三角龍進行評分,但它似乎有點可疑。
Oh jeez u did me quite the spook little fella. We normally don't rate triceratops but this one seems suspiciously good. 11/10 would pet well pic.twitter.com/BMtfCmNbnS
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 11. April 2017
11. 我真的感到超級沮喪,看到你上傳的駝鳥照。我們只幫狗評分!
I'm getting super heckin frustrated with you all sending in non canines like this ostrich. We only rate dogs... 9/10 pic.twitter.com/Rgbni2Ns8z
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 30. April 2016
12. 我們只幫狗評分。請不要上傳其牠的動物照。例如這隻麋鹿。
We only rate dogs. Please don't send in any more non-dogs like this Wild Albanian Street Moose. Thank you... 11/10 pic.twitter.com/srXL2s868C
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 31. Januar 2017
13. 大家,這真的很恐怖。我嚇到了!我們不幫鬼評分,我們只幫狗評分。
Guys this was terrifying. Really spooked me up. We don't rate ghosts. We rate dogs. Please only send dogs... 9/10 pic.twitter.com/EJImi1udYb
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 18. Dezember 2015
14. 我們只幫狗評分。請不要上傳其牠的動物照。例如這隻袋鼠。
We only rate dogs. Pls stop sending in non-canines like this Arctic Floof Kangaroo. This is very frustrating. 11/10 pic.twitter.com/qlUDuPoE3d
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 30. August 2016
15. 真的!大家?又一次?我們只幫狗評分。請停止上傳其牠動物照,像是錘頭雙髻鯊。
Seriously guys? Again? We only rate dogs. Please stop submitting other things like this super good hammerhead shark. Thank you... 12/10 pic.twitter.com/TCMC90mSOT
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 6. April 2017
16. 真不敢相信!我們只幫狗評分。請停止上傳非狗的照片,像是皮克斯電影開場的「動畫檯燈」。
Unbelievable. We only rate dogs. Please don't send in non-canines like the "I" from Pixar's opening credits. Thank you... 12/10 pic.twitter.com/JMhDNv5wXZ
— SpookyWeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 26. Mai 2017
可憐這些在「We Rate Dogs」評分的裁判們。真的是辛苦你們了....在這敬上12萬分的敬意!