運氣這樣差的廚師，最好還是不要進入廚房...

烹飪的藝術不是一夜之間憑空出現的。端出一道色香味具全的拿手菜，是需要很多的練習和經驗。 幸運的是，烹飪本身就是一件非常有趣的事。

但是，有些人應該永遠遠離廚房 - 並不是因為他們是 "君子" 的關係，而是要請他們將自己的才華用在其它的地方。

否則，不僅爐子會被燒毀，很有可能連整間房子都會被燒毀。

1.) 千金難買早知道

我請我先生切酪梨。現在我知道了，我可能嫁了一個瘋子。

2.) 這不是起司

女兒用塑膠砧板當成披薩墊

My daughter used a plastic cutting board for a pizza pan. from r/funny

3.) 烤好了

我不是廚師，但我沒想到連烤馬鈴薯都可以烤成這付德性。

I'm no cook but I didn't expect to screw up a baked potato from r/ExpectationVsReality

4.) 該分手了

男友說我帶阿媽去血拼時，他會準備晚餐... 回到家時迎接我的是麵包和紅蘿蔔。而這花了他一個小時。

Boyfriend said he would make dinner while I took grandma grocery shopping... Came home to bread and carrots. This took him an hour. from r/facepalm

5.) 廚房裡可以學到很多

我以為這是玻璃

I thought it was glass from r/shittyfoodporn

6.) 味道吃起來怪怪的

 老婆第一次試吃蠟封起司。嗯，她不是粉絲...

Wife tried a baby bell for the first time. She's not a fan. from r/funny

7.) 好吃

吐司上出現星球大戰的賈巴

Thanks I hate Jabbacado Toast from r/TIHI

8.) 新室友

回家看到室友正在煮青花菜

Come home to see flatmate trying to cook some broccoli... from r/funny

9.) 好險

我的切蘋果器被蘋果K.O.了

My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon. from r/funny

10.) 為什麼?

這個人應該永遠被禁止進入廚房

Walked into the kitchen at work today and saw this...Why? from r/funny

11.) 肚子開始絞動

這是節省空間的新方法嗎？沒有煮的肉放在煮熟的肉上

Lets store the raw meat RIGHT ON TOP of the cooked meat from r/facepalm

12.) 創意甜點

好不容易有新的創意，但是...

Sort of nailed it.. from r/funny

13.) 半夜的廚房

我表弟以為半夜1點烤個布朗尼準沒錯... 結果他放到塑膠碗裡烤

My cousin thought it was a good idea to cook brownies at 1am... this is the result 😂 He cooked it in a fucking bowl from r/facepalm

14.) 倒到水槽裡

他想親手做高湯，但一個小小的失誤卻毀了他細火慢燉的高湯。

I wanted to cook my wife a fancy meal for her birthday, so I started with a slow-cooked home made chicken stock. After simmering for hours, the recipe said to pour it through a strainer. God damnit. from r/facepalm

15.) 調味調好了

調味好了才發現保鮮膜還在

I wonder if Chef Ramsey would approve? from r/facepalm

雖然沒有證據顯示這些食物是否都被下肚了，但還是祝福大家用餐愉快！