爸媽經 - 養小孩一點都不好玩
養小孩並不好玩。在孩子出生後不久,幾乎所有的新手父母都知道一些問題,例如充足的睡眠是暫時不可能會有的。 但這當然不是父母唯一要做的犧牲。
下面的這些照片展現了父母對未來的期望。無論如何,帶小孩永遠不會感到無聊,不管是好的或是壞的一面:
1. 嬰兒床怎麼這樣舒服
2. 噪音測試結果是110分貝。是的,孩子真的很知道如何引人注意...
Have a Baby they said... it will be fun they said.... (Decibel meter for reference) from r/funny
3. 狗和貓是最受歡迎的寵物,但是馬...
"Mom, he's too hot and he needs a fan." Imagine waking up to this. from r/funny
4. 沒有比這張照片,更能解釋我的家庭生活了。
One picture has never encapsulated my life as a parent more. from r/funny
5. 如果想讓小孩有健康的飲食,有時必須得用創造力作一下弊。
Me as a parent from r/funny
6. 和4歲孩子一起睡午覺。
naps with a 4 yr old from r/funny
7. 是的,有些小孩甚至也會讓聖誕老人累翻。
While waiting in line to see Santa, this baby fell asleep. When it came time for the picture, Santa told the parents not to wake him. from r/pics
8. 他們說:「把小孩帶來參加婚禮,一定很可愛。」
Bring a toddler to a wedding they said, it will be cute they said... from r/pics
9. 和女兒一起出去吃飯。
Took my daughter out for a nice dinner. from r/funny
10. 誰比較絕望?
Parenting from r/funny
11. 訓練手眼協調能力
Would this be considered bad parenting? from r/funny
12. 唯一的一次忘記在洗澡之前,組合好遊戲圍欄。
The one and only time I forgot to put up the baby gate before I showered. from r/funny
13. 我進入洗手間,忘記把門關緊。
"I went to the bathroom and forgot to shut the door"
14. 我先生忘記把可可粉放回櫃子裡…
My husband left the Nesquick out... from r/funny
15. 書名是:用孩子來證明你的婚姻
Walked in the bathroom to find our precious child "washing" a book he found. from r/funny
16. 小公主終於睡著了
Found my husband like this getting our one year old to bed
17. 無論如何,這位爸爸可以聲稱自己擁有全世界獨一直的筆電。
Don't let your child use your laptop from r/funny
是的,所有把小孩養大的人,都應該得到獎杯。下次看到有小流氓,怎樣搞得爸媽大亂時,你應該會對這些父母致上最高的敬意吧!
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