15隻讓評分員開心不已的汪星人
流行的Twitter,有一個 WeRateDogs 活動(我們對狗進行評分),這活動是在邀請狗奴上傳自己喜歡的狗照片,以便評分員對其進行幽默的「評語」。
當然,評分員喜歡所有的狗,並給她們高分,這邊挑選了15張照片,讓大家都有個好心情。
1.) 這是是Leila。她要求被隨身帶著。 與我們的凡人分享地面實在是太崇高了。
This is Leila. She demands to be carried everywhere. Way too distinguished to share the ground with mere muggles. 13/10 I call next pic.twitter.com/lnwq0EioGk
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 29. August 2018
2.) 這是Charlie。這是牠第一次在雪地冒險。 之後牠立即感到疲倦,必須被背著完成剩餘的路。
This is Charlie. He’s on his first snow adventure. Got tired immediately and had to be carried the rest of the way. 12/10 did his best tho pic.twitter.com/3FSKS8PBOd
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 12. März 2018
3.) 這是Todd。昨天牠從響尾蛇手中救了主人。牠是英雄。牠恢復的很好,值得獎勵。
This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10 pic.twitter.com/TsS6isI0Ew
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 1. Juli 2018
4.) 牠們是Daisy和Luna。Daisy害怕坐車, 所以Luna安慰牠,直到牠們都睡著了。
This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. H*ckin heartwarming. 13/10 for each pic.twitter.com/dxUWUWmYCG
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 16. August 2018
5.) 這是Riley。每天早晨,牠都掛在牆上並扔下球,以便下一個路人可以和牠一起玩。
This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/KA9BO2SAL9
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 22. Oktober 2018
6.) 這是Sid。幾年前,牠因咬著一塊披薩而出名。 現在,牠想讓所有人都知道牠還是如此。
This is Sid. He got famous a few years ago for holding a piece of pizza. Wanted to let everyone know he’s still thriving. 14/10 for the pupperoni legend pic.twitter.com/HycwOJM1YH
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 10. Oktober 2018
7.) 這是Khaleesi和Django。牠們在一起已經兩年了。一對完美的夫妻。
This is Khaleesi and Django. They’ve been together for 2 years. A perfect couple, a pupple, if you will. Both 14/10 would boop simultaneously pic.twitter.com/RVNEImHEaA
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 11. Juli 2018
8.) 這是 Winston。牠沒有看到面前的懸崖。直接掉下。
This is Winston. He didn’t see the cliff in front of him. Felt like he was falling forever. 13/10 someone help him pic.twitter.com/rRUnqFRO1c
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 11. Oktober 2018
9.) 這是Justice。.牠本來應該是導盲犬,但她無法應付樓梯。現在,牠以鎮定的態度幫助性暴力的受害者。
This is Justice. She was supposed to be a leader dog for the blind, but never mastered stairs. Now she works in MSU’s Sexual Assault Program, offering support and providing a smile where few are found. I’m told she likes peanut butter and carrots, and she’s our sixth ever 15/10 pic.twitter.com/HJLPm1rSzd
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 24. September 2018
10.) 這是Molly。牠絕對不是在吃樹葉。不確定牠這主意是從哪裡來的。
Meet Molly. She definitely was not eating the leaves. Unsure why you think she was. 13/10 I believe her pic.twitter.com/oAZ8filIm8
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 28. Juni 2018
11.) 我們只幫狗打分數。請不要傳龍捲風給我們,它們非常的危險。
We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in category F4 tornadoes. They’re very dangerous. Thank you... 12/10 would still pet pic.twitter.com/KMWXU5t9dw
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 26. November 2018
12.) 這是Louie。牠曾在殘酷的鬥狗場中當誘餌。現在牠非常的安全,牠喜歡被擁抱和吃椒鹽脆餅。
This is Louie. He used to be a bait pup for fighting dogs. After being rescued he learned he likes cuddles and pretzels. 13/10 would give him a lifetime supply of both pic.twitter.com/MWYV5rMIgF
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 8. Januar 2019
13.) 這是Sophie。在牠在外面午睡前,牠忘了確認一下天氣了。
This is Sophie. She forgot to check the weather before beginning her outside snoozle. 13/10 kind of pupset you didn’t wake her pic.twitter.com/FXhUKuYbLA
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 4. Januar 2019
14.) 這是Rory。牠喜歡伸出舌頭然後擺動。這樣就沒人可以拍到牠好看的照片了。
This is Rory. He likes to stick his tongue out and wiggle a bit so his human can’t get a nice pic of him. Little does he know these are masterpieces. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/lHm6R6ji6M
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 29. Dezember 2018
15.) 這是Apollo,牠從主人那得到一個狗型立牌的禮物。
This is Apollo. He got his human a cardboard cutout of himself for christmas. Now you can take him wherever you go forever. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/Q6FquraaLd
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) 25. Dezember 2018
結果很明顯:候選者無關品種,因為牠們都是人類最好的朋友。
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